Drunk College Kids

Future kan I'm soooooo drunk to point worldd is s2i8mminvg will deeaswcribearty tomo9rrrow will slwwp up9on em Entrance to room. Fick if you want I wint remember toni8ght.

That's a text from my boyfriend's roommate in response to my boyfriend's text saying, "Where are you man?" At approximately 10 pm on a Saturday night. Oh, college.